Excuse me, I was wondering...

Who is John Tesh?

Maybe this is common knowledge...but I doubt it. Even Google asked me if I meant to type something else. You gotta be kidding me, Anna. John Tesh!
I thought for sure I knew where I was going with Anna...until now. When I youtubed John Tesh and all his flowy blonde hair glory, I was at a loss for words. I wanted to call Anna up and tell her she's retarded and that I never want to talk to her again. I can see why Barry hates you so much! Then I thought, no. It's not her fault. Someone wrote this---this character that could adore John TESH (and whoever thought up this character trait should be punched in the face). No, Anna is not to blame. And whether I like it or not I have to embrace her and all her absurdities.
I figure everyone can change over time, right? Unfortunately I can't make time rewrite High Fidelity so that I don't have to pretend to like this jolly green piano player for the next 2 months.
John Tesh. He can't be that bad...or can he. He used to host Entertainment Tonight with Mary Hart. I like her. If she liked John then maybe I could learn to?

I watched some Live at the Red Rocks. Interesting to say the least. I have never seen people so happy to play instruments in my life. It's like this really strange symphonic sex thing going on. Weird vibes. I was very confused. Very.
I looked further into this 6 foot 6 inch Jesus freak and it turns out, he can play the piano really really well! So...he's got that going for him at least, eh?
I'm not too keen on his vocal work. Or his suit colors for that matter. So what in the world can I love about John Tesh?! Don't even get me started on his radio show!
Initially I thought he was fairly attractive. But I'm into that big 80's do. And he's tall. I like that too. He has nice hands. But I'm not sure Anna likes him for the way he looks...

She likes his music. (I wish you could see the distress in my face right now)
Is Anna religious? No. No way. Why would she be in Championship Vinyl if she was looking for Sunday morning sing-a-longs. (Sorry, Mom. Sorry, God) There's just no way. Maybe she's just confused. I think Dick is right about her being into learning stuff, so it won't be a problem. Maybe John Tesh was a real smokin' hottie back in the day...or maybe Anna has just been exposed to terrible music her whole life. She seems curious enough. We'll see where this all goes.

Fact: I thought John Tesh was Mr. Camden from Seventh Heaven before all these shenanigans took place.

After discovering this, I think I can take a breath and chill the eff out:


Nice save, Anna. I think we can all go back to being friends now.